Vows Of Friendship

As we get ready for the weekend (yay!), I'd like to pause and think about some of my relationships. I've been blessed with a few good friends. So for my in-real-life friends, and for those of you who I've come to know through this blog, I pledge these vows:

1. When you are sad,

I will jump on the person

who made you sad

like a spider monkey

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,

I will know you are

plotting something

that I must be involved in.

 

4. When you're scared,

we will high tail it out of here.

 

5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

 it could be until you

 quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

 

6. When you are confused,

I will use little words.

 

7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have....

 

8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!

Now, aren't you glad we're friends, hehehe.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist sharing these after I received the email. Hope you all had a good laugh like I did.)